Suicide
2 Dost Suicide karne gae, Pahala : "Hey Bhagwan muje dunia ki saari
nafrat de Pareshani de Duk de!"
Dusra dost : "Abe tu maut maang raha hai ki Reliance mai Job.
Difference
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other
ensures U Continue to do so.
India Ka Flag
Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao.
bolo ta ra ra
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolo ta ra ra.
