Sardar & Foreigner
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
Petrol
Parents having s....x son says Dad whats up?
DAD: teri maa mein PETROL bhar raha hoon.
Son reply Dad maa ka Average check karo
abhi chacha bhi tank full kargae hai.
