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 It can buy a House
 But not a Home
 It can buy a Bed
 But not Sleep
 It can buy a Clock
 But not Time
 
 It can buy you a Book
 But not Knowledge
 It can buy you a Position
 But not Respect
 
 It can buy you Medicine
 But not Health
 It can buy you Blood
 But not Life
 
It can buy you Sex
 But not Love
 
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend, and as
your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering...
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE.......


 

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