Meaning of Wife
Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Evrytime!
WIFE on hearing this says,
it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Holiday trip....
Husband: Where do you want to go on holiday this year?
Wife: I want to go somewhere I've never been before.
Husband: Well, how about the kitchen?
Daddy, how was I born?
Little son and his software engineer Daddy on a serious topic...
Son: Daddy, how was I born?
Daddy: Well son, I first got together with your Mom in a chat-room on Yahoo. Then we set up a date via email and met at a cyber-cafe. There, we sneaked into a secluded room where your Mom agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that none of us had used a firewall. But it was too late to hit the delete button. Six weeks later, your Mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS. Then, nine months later a Pop-Up appeared and said...
You've got a Male!
