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Girls Profiles Taken From Shaadi.com - Part 3

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Ultimate.... ...I bet u can't stop laughing.

These are Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com  These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spelling errors  have no place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after reading this mail...

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i am pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother sister completely married
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely' ?)
 
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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
(height of desperation! J )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas. one sistar. he was marred.
(No comments)

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run   my life happily. i divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'.
i expect the good   minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ...
(but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

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Iam Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is   white. i like social service.
(Zebra..???)


 

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