Scene: Husband and Wife in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child?
Wife jumped up and said: "Your Honor! I brought the child into this world with pain and labor. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to Husband and says "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The husband sat for a while contemplating then slowly rose. "Your Honor. If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out. Whose Pepsi is it? the machine's or mine?"
Yeh sunke...Wife replied : "Judge sahab... bartan mera... dudh bhi mera.... aur usme dahi jamane ke liye 2 bunde daalne se dahi bana tu fir wo dahi kiska..? mera ya do bund dalane vale ka"
Husband replied : "Typewriter mein kagaz maine dala, keys daba-daba kar mehnat maine ki, fir chithi kiski? typewriter ki ya meri?"
Frustrated Judge: "Abe Sale, Agar tu chithi haath se hi likh leta to yahan par custody ki naubat hi na aati."
Wasim Bhai ka Tota
Ek lady wasim bhai ki dukaan pe gayi. "Wasim Bhai mujhe bolne wala tota chahiye"
Wasim bhai ne ek tota dikhaya, madam yeh boltahai."acha wasim bhai main isse kuch puchoon" Haan, madam kuch bhi pucho
Madam "Acha tote yeh batao main kaisi lagti hoon"
Tota bola-Wasim bhai yeh to randi lagti hai
Madam: Wasim bhai yeh to gali deta hai.
Wasim bhai ne tote ko paani main dubaya aur pucha kyon ab gaali dega, tota baola haan dunga. wasim bhai ne phir tote ko dubaya ab dega, tota bola dunga, wasim bhai ne phir duboya aur pucha ab dega tota bola nahin dunga.
Wasim Bhai ne madam se kha ab nahin dega, aapne jo puchna hai puch lo.
Madam: Acha tote yeh batao ke agar main apne ghar main 1 admi ke sath aati hoon to tum kya samjoge.
Tota - ke aap apne pati ke saath aayi hain.
Madam- Very good, acha agar 2 ho to.
Tota- ki aap apne pati aur devar ke saath aayi hain.
Madfam: Very good, agar 3 ke saath ...
Tota: Ki aap apne pati, devar aur bhai ke saath ..
Madam - shabash , agar 4 ke saath...
TOTA - WASIM BHAI PAANI LE AAO , MAIN KEH RAHA THA NA KI YEH RANDI HAI...
Performance Pressure!
Poultry farm ke malik ne Murgiyon ko Order diya "Agar tum logon ne kal se Do -- Do ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band"
Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne do do ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda diya"
Malik: "tum ne ek anda hi kyon diya".
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Jawab mila
"Sir ye aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai waise main to Murga hoon"
